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I’ll go with both ... jeezus, does he always dress like that? Did he grow up among hippies or something? Proto-Mennonite cult?

I don’t think it’s weird to sympathize with her. The only thing weird was her being sent to jail. She should have been sent to a psychiatric facility to help her.

What’s shocking/disappointing about Amber Rose (maybe) dating Chris Rock?

Ariana has the weirdest taste in men. This or the guy is amazing in bed.

Oh dear.

As a long time D&D player I’ve always had a soft spot for Diesel and a high tolerance for his tomfoolery.

Or 90s overplucked brows and matte shit brown lips. I’m glad I avoided the bald brows at least 

Every generation has to live through its cringe fashion choices. Grunge really didn’t do us any favors either. You grow old enough to realize, “Oh, what the fuck were we thinking?”

Give me Fudgie or give me death!

TIL about quokkas. Thank you!

I miss the GIF parties

Bold of you to admit you don’t know what Andrew Tate (a dangerous predator who you liken to an early 2000s “The Man Show” chump) has said yet you feel confident speaking on behalf of all women. Sure, many women who claim to be feminists would accept a comment like this, but I think it’s pretty pathetic to make such a

I don’t know what Andrew Tate says

Is Amal Clooney supposed to have hidden something? Her involvement in most any given proceeding is probably a matter of public record. I mean, I doubt she’s going around bragging about how she defended dictators or alleged war criminals before the ICJ or ICC, but I don't think that constituted "hiding".

Yes, I understand the accused have a right to an attorney, and she did her job.”

Matt Rife sucks. Nothing changes that. Saw an IG video that posited Matteo Lane is a better-in-every-way version of Rife and that is 100% not wrong.

And just in time too as I have be seriously lacking in making an ass of myself publicly.  Gotta keep those numbers up!

May I request that you bring back the tradition of assigning horrible and yet highly accurate and often hilarious epithets whenever you refer to Donald tRump? I lived for that shit in 2016, and I feel we as a society need it now more than ever. https://jezebel.com/every-description-jezebel-used-for-donald-trump-during-

My sincere hope is the site is not just back but returns to some of the former quality and insight that made it a an outsized-pop culture staple. Frankly the site had been in decline for years before its shuttering. I don’t mean to shit on you or any other writers who, I gather, have been working under less-than-ideal