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Is Firerose a worse name than Braison?

In other news, the chair of one of DeSantis’s PACs who claimed he had a business degree turned out to be referring to a Sizzler certification course he took when he was 19. None of that is made up.

I can’t see that name without thinking it’s instructions from behind the camera in a gay porn film starring a guy called Anton.

Well, she got caught, no? Allegedly. So not exactly stealthy. And if it was with a staff member, she didn’t have to leave her house to do it so TMZ didn’t have a way of finding out.

I think there are some key differences between the two circumstances, though. In particular, there are the issues of length of the marriage and when the wealth was accumulated. Baumgartner was married to Costner for almost 20 years, I think, and Costner is in a very different financial position than he was when they

I might believe Sam Ashgari if he had not run to TMZ of all places first. I find it hard to believe that Britney had an affair since TMZ is so obsessed with her. It is not impossible but Britney is not known for being a super stealth person, so it feels like if she did have an affair, TMZ would be all over the details

Dunno but I’m guessing it’ll star Oscar-worthy actor The Weeknd.

Alex Crow, 30, was a priest who listened to confessions at the McGill-Toolen High School in Mobile, also visiting classes and chaperoning trips with high school students.”

Weird man in a dress who likes to perform in front of people and cannot be trusted with children and young women: Definition of a priest.

I often see people on social media (outlets and commentators both, though outlets tend to be more diplomatic,) question whether Spears should ever have been released from any and all forms of conservatorship because she seems unhinged and messy... but the fact is that she doesn’t seem to be directly hurting herself or

Just for good measure, images of this clown should be posted EVERYWHERE on the internet, with the suggestion that he’s still due a few good ass-beatings. Sometimes karma needs a little help...

What is it about being moon-faced, small-mouthed, and having your eyes too close together that makes people hard right?

Forget the fucking rape (I mean don’t, but...). About to start SEVENTH GRADE and we can’t all agree that maybe she shouldn’t be forced to have a baby? Anyone’s baby? I remember starting seventh grade I had to make a deep and personal decision about which Trapper Keeper to buy, and I sweated that decision hard...because

Just another day in Gilead. The GOP doesn’t care. The anti-abortion folks will murmer “something something” and look away. The cops won’t lift a finger. The law is confusingly written on purpose.

Funny, innit?

No one is asking Tim McGraw to make a statement even though he played the husband who is just as a greedy and awful.

“Every night, well, for about three nights in a row…I was licking [a man’s] butthole because he liked it, and I didn’t mind doing it! Is that weird? That is what demons do,” Manning said.

Yeah “how dare the wife of the man I’m having an affair with be mad at me” is an odd take.

the man’s wife, who allegedly called the actress a “lunatic.”

Christy Turlington and Cindy Crawford are almost unrecognizable.