the new “m’lady” incel neckbeard meme photo has arrived

Perhaps not as dramatic, but Jonah Hill? Supposedly there were rumors about him and of course Jay Baruchel’s prescience but I think for the most part he had a solid reputation.

Missing the obvious one, Tom Cruise.

So, Elon couldn’t keep it up? Figures.

Please don’t be white, please don’t be white.

I think of Austin Powers singing “Daddy Wasn’t There”

It’s mean-spirited snark like this article that will provoke Elon to buy the G/O Media sites and hire Crystal Jewell as editor-in-chief of Jezebel. Maybe it’s for the best. I think Crystal might be a good editor.

Increasingly, whenever musk does something I think of that line from Austin Powers when Dr. Evil is talking about his father and says “he would make extravagant claims, like he invented the question mark”. Not that musk’s kids will turn into Dr. Evil, but I can see one of them saying this unironically.

IIRC that’s one of the main reasons why his X.com thing failed while at PayPal. Focus groups hated it and thought it was definitely associated with porn. Considering he named a room “s3Xy,” I can’t really give him the benefit of the doubt that he had no idea.

Let’s hope she’s gone too far and this is the thing that ends her idiotic career.

How much did that jury award Hulk Hogan?  (Also, if you’re under 18 and are on Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s mailing list, you are dangerously close to being a lost cause, my goodness).

“Do you have to pay for an amber alert,” “How to take money from register without getting caught,” “Birmingham bus station,” searches for one-way bus tickets to Nashville, and about the 2008 movie Taken.

Not to be a true crime weirdo, but this was fishy af from the jump.

This feels kind of needlessly shitty and mean. How do you want a person to react to the news that their spouse is a serial killer? 

Nota bene: there’s a “dudebraa” troll posing as actual decent critter dudebra here, I would suggest dismissing. It’s a shame Kinja doesn’t have a way to flag impersonators.

“’Scuse me, gotta go pick up my Junior Prom date at the middle school.”

In case you’d like to feel old this morning, Thompson is turning 18 in August, and graduated from Wilkinson County High School this year. She’s preparing to go to college later this year, and has been dating 21-year-old Dralin Carswell for two years.

Uhh, they’re clearly right in front of Lambert in the first row. I can’t imagine how distracting that would be mid-song and she was 100% in the right to call them out. Not that the message appears to have landed.

Is that a recent picture of the now ex because he looks like he is in high school. or a freshman in college at the oldest.

Is this because if they sell the townhouse, they won’t be able to afford new ones separately in NYC?