It does taste of poison and paradise!

Faroush Hamidan looking straight up like she came out of a disney cartoon.  I gasped!  

That’s a Once in a Lifetime look

I was going to post this exact sentiment.  WHO ARE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE?!  And I’m not above the celeb goss!  I’m on Jez!  I LOVE the celeb goss!

TBF this weird terrible outfit is doing nothing for her legs, but also I just posted this because the bullet point made it sound like a faaaaabulous outfit so I CLICKED and then it was this weird outfit but I had already clicked on the link and opened the Daily Mail so I did my duty to republish the pics here.

Is a cautionary tale not interesting? And are the legs not beautiful?

Don’t click on the Daily Fail! I did it for you!

What am I supposed to do with an ice ring that’s in danger of being crushed by a dwarf?!

Ooh, i love a bit of fresh cole sprouse on the side!  Lovely!

Awe man, I thought they broke up! But in other news, I also love a long sleeved black shirt and long black pants when I visit the beautiful beaches of Hawaii!

They mean hot glue gun sticks.  You can buy them that are extra long (about a foot or so, I only know this because I use them for crafts).  

I hope she gets all 20 years.  

I had 3 exes at my wedding last summer, the 4th wasn’t able to make it due to travel constraints.  Those are my bros!  The romance didn’t pan out, but there’s reasons these peeps are in my life.

I don’t believe you, Tessa Thompson. 

Never has someone looked so different in profile vs full frontal. It’s so weird.

Is Tyga a thug, or just an absolute bottom of the barrel fuckboy who groomed a teenager?

There’s at least two rooms painted black, guaranteed. 

She also dated Brody Jenner from The Hills.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Avril has the worst taste in men.