Would everyone really know the real Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello even if TMNT didn't exist? I find it kind of unlikely that most people would know all of them.

So.. then, go with a non-Renaissance artist? I for one long for the day we meet Frida, the bravest teenage mutant ninja turtle of all time.

And the job spammers, PLEASE.

Ok Jezebel. It's time to do something about the porn gif users. I know this site hasn't been shy with the banhammer in the past, so why not use it on these assholes?

* I know it is your thing to do what you do here but really it's niceville - everyone there is white so figuring out "were they____ or _____?" was not necessary to load the article - but you did not bring it up that other person baited you - anyway have a good day

*it happened in niceville - so likely white people - I think there are no black people in that town at all - though have only been there in the late 1990's . . .but still ...

Whites are the only ones with the feeling of self entitlement to do some stupid shit like this. They aren't afraid of the consequences because they rarely face any.

and then a hero comes along

The employee just wasn't hot enough.

That dipshit kid should be punished by working at Taco Bell for a month. Everyone should have some experience in food or retail so that they can grow up to be humane customers.

I'm frankly baffled that someone took the time to fill a cup. Those packets are small as hell.

Coco is the only truly sexy white woman I've ever seen. Her body is just amazing.

If it means anything, as a white person, I totally understood your original comment and couldn't agree more. The way people are behaving in this thread is pretty telling. White people can dish it out, but they'll never take it! NEVER!!!

Well I am pretty white and I didn't laugh either... I did keep thinking that I hope he doesn't actually spit on plates when he's drying them for real cuz ew.

Ugh. She may not really hate all people, but I bet all people hate you.

Your face makes no sense. I'm sorry for assuming most of the other humans here would understand that I don't hate the entire human race.

Ah. Well, that is different. And sure, it's a cliche, but sometimes, it really feels like the vast majority of people fucking suck. And when it feels that way, it can be cathartic to use hyperbole.

Uh. In all seriousness, when did Jezebel "mock Chris Brown for being raped as a child"? I am pretty sure Jezebel was big on saying "no, Chris Brown didn't 'lose his virginity' at a ridiculously young age, he was raped." That's not mockery. Hating on Chris Brown for being abusive/not allowing a truly awful thing that…

Oh, am I? Thanks for enlightening me. I hate how trolls try to be funny. You're an idiot.

How is that even comparable? I am posting what's been reported. None of that excuses her behavior and even the headline states that she was jailed for her actions.