Yeah, that seemed Victorian and disconcerting to me. Way too formal and sterile. Also her decorating ideas were really lame.

But since his parents know about the room, it won't be that great of a hiding place when he's a teen...I mean that would be the first place they'd look if he's trying to hide a girl in his room or drugs or whatever. Guess it would be a great place to masturbate though!

Yeah, the decoration is a bit blah. It just seems like a missed opportunity to make something really magical.

It's the most boring secret room ever. It should've stayed a secret.

It's bloody obnoxious. "My son," or "he" isn't good enough for them?

I like the idea, but man this woman drives me nuts. "The Boy?" Give me a break. And all they did was paint a wall blue, put up a map, and stick a desk in there. A secret treasure room should have some, you know, secret treasure. Get a little creative. It was much more interesting before the renovation. That's the kind…

I think it is a great present, but I would have done the execution in a whole different way. I would have "fixed" it up to be a "real" secret room, remodeled it for safety, but filled with cool old stuff, maps, a scull, old wallpaper, and cobwebs Goonies style. Made the door into the room, look like part of the wall,…

Of course if they have another kid that kid's gonna be jealous - or when the move to a new house and there is no secret treasure room in his new room.

Would everyone really know the real Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello even if TMNT didn't exist? I find it kind of unlikely that most people would know all of them.

So.. then, go with a non-Renaissance artist? I for one long for the day we meet Frida, the bravest teenage mutant ninja turtle of all time.

And the job spammers, PLEASE.

Ok Jezebel. It's time to do something about the porn gif users. I know this site hasn't been shy with the banhammer in the past, so why not use it on these assholes?

* I know it is your thing to do what you do here but really it's niceville - everyone there is white so figuring out "were they____ or _____?" was not necessary to load the article - but you did not bring it up that other person baited you - anyway have a good day

*it happened in niceville - so likely white people - I think there are no black people in that town at all - though have only been there in the late 1990's . . .but still ...

Whites are the only ones with the feeling of self entitlement to do some stupid shit like this. They aren't afraid of the consequences because they rarely face any.

and then a hero comes along

The employee just wasn't hot enough.

That dipshit kid should be punished by working at Taco Bell for a month. Everyone should have some experience in food or retail so that they can grow up to be humane customers.

I'm frankly baffled that someone took the time to fill a cup. Those packets are small as hell.

Coco is the only truly sexy white woman I've ever seen. Her body is just amazing.