Well, I'm not white. So, no

Please don't associate me with vile, white scum

I can't quite visualize that. Any pics? And please, don't use any white penises, they are too small to see.

Don't care about what you want to classify it as

#whiteysGonnaWhite

Sorry I can't fulfill your fantasy. Maybe someone on reddit can

Thank you for being realistic

Beyoncé looks WAY better in denim than that ugly white Cuoco

#whiteysGonnaWhite

I'm 100% not. Whites always need to feel powerful, and reddit is simply another outlet.

How are you gonna post those cool screencaps from your phone? :/

Another great story.

Most likely a white.

All out of wit, whitey?

Whites make the tackiest clothes

Doubt it, unless you steal it. You whites have low IQs

I'm starting to think your wife likes black dick.

Get a job, ya lazy white

I don't fraternize with whites

How much money do you make again?