The minute I hear the words “Alpha Wolf”, I get turned right the fuck off. We’re not in the wild, I don’t need some “alpha”dude for survival, and I sure as hell don’t want to get into a power struggle in a relationship. I’m a fairly blunt person and I won’t mince words if I think you’re doing something wrong. It’s my…

I’ve tried repeatedly to explain to people that even if that is a realistic model of wolf behavior, which it is not, we are goddamn human beings. If self-described ‘alphas’ need an animal example they can look to the great apes. Those guys probably have bellowing incoherently and slapping people down pat so if they…

The “alpha male” idea came out of the MRA movement. That’s all I need to know it’s fucking stupid. Anyone who unironically uses the phrase is a dumbass.

True enough, and as an aside;

If you have to call yourself “dominant” or “alpha”, then chances are you are not.

Hey baby I am an Epsilon Male. I’ve got no hair where there should be hair and too much hair where there should be none. Digits? Email? PO Box number? I am ready to please in a way no one really knows much about.

“Facts stand no chance against an alpha male armed with a copy of The 48 Laws of Power, unyielding alpha sexual prowess and Sun Tzu quotes.” OMG yes! 48 Laws of Power and other books that say basically the same things (stuff that validates their horrible personality) are usually the ONLY book dude has read all the way…

LOL, I was wondering why she, or whoever made the sign, put the peace sign there? She didn’t know how to draw a noose?

“Mouths to feed”

You feel that way because you are, your subconscious knows it, but listening to it won’t be easy. That’s why you’re torn. You know the right choice here, real talk, and I hope you listen to it.

I think I recall learning that close to 40% of NFL fans are female. Not sure why they were excluded as an audience of this challenge.

Don’t cosign the fuckery.

Also fatphobic. I don’t really care if a bunch of white girls get their feelings hurt, because God knows white girl feelings get plenty of consideration already, but man, I’m not sure bagging someone for liking fat women is keeping on the side of the angels.

Please don’t hold that against me, I have mouths to feed.

1. You haven’t been shot by someone who won’t get punished (yet)

Here’s one: You wish black women with natural hair would just stop trying to make a political statement.

Her racist sign is factually inaccurate. Kaepernick was kneeling, not sitting.

I don’t watch football but I have to comment:

Here’s one: You wish black women with natural hair would just stop trying to make a political statement.