“Struggle Brownie” is my new band name.

/closed-toe dance shoes only; learned the hard way

I think Steve Carell and John Hamm should play brothers in something.

...are you making a joke?

Oh! Ok, I do know what you’re talking about with the porn posts then. I flagged one today.

I’m pretty sure that at one time if you collected so many stars you were automatically ungreyed. I don’t understand why that was a bad thing.

She can bench press 233336 wire hangers.

Steve Carell is a highly underrated serious actor.

Christian Bale, known for the extreme physical transformations he sometimes undergoes to perform challenging roles

Yeah, I always read greys and it’s shit how many awesome commenters languish there, and that asshole is not helping the case.

In other news:

Right under Discussion to the right of Community, click Pending and then Show All.

To paraphrase Paul Mooney (from Chappelles’ Show), regarding Americans being perceived as uncultured, unrefined slobs...

Just an update because a lot of you were super supportive last year when my daughter was having serious issues with her mental illness: school has started, she’s a freshman this year and she’s doing so damn well! She’s even in pep squad which has taken us all by surprise, but fuck it! She loves it so we figure it’s…

As a history undergrad, people who say they have history degrees, especially advanced degrees, need to list their specialties. You don’t specialize in all of history, and theses are VERY focused when you do them. Like, my specialties are American Civil War (mostly this), Salem Witch Trials, WW2 with a focus on…

Someone legit told me the other day Kim was Half Armenian so it’s okay that she wears foundation 10 shades too dark to look mixed.

This is why I’ve just given up on conversations online. Because people decided Kanye supporting Trump wasn’t wrong, and Kim essentially wearing mixed girl face wasn’t wrong(including her…

How exactly does one get ungreyed on a permanent basis? I hear wondrous tales of a land where troll accounts do not muddy the waters of those who are yet to be pulled up from the fog.

I just can’t wait to get this back out of bank machines ...

Everything.

Brooklyn 99 is the superiest show

This is what you get when you mix Rachel Dolezal, auto-tune, and a minstrel show in a blender.