She ran for president before Hillary Clinton did. Just thought you should know.

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If you want a more peaceful option, just tell her you hid a wi-fi router somewhere in her house.

I’m beginning to wonder if letting anyone have access to the internet was a good idea after all.

They took their ball and went home. Then a developer tore down the basketball court because no one was using it.

Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a stupid man’s idea of a smart man and a weak man’s idea of a strong man.

My next door neighbor, a Trump voter, prior to the election told me that she hates Obama because, “he just hasn’t done anything.” And, I was actually speechless. I had no comeback at all.

Obama signing executive orders: a constitutional crisis from a man that thinks he’s a king.

You mean his super fit, muscular, uber masculine frame that 18 year olds would envy. Trump is the healthiest, strongest and most physically fit man in the world in addition to being the smartest, most honest and bestest Christian.

My fix-it guy voted for Trumpvoodoo because “he didn’t like Hillary.”

Pretty sure they were aiming for the Civil Rights Act and just can’t math.

Oh my... Bless you! I too have Trump supporting parents and I had to stop following them on Facebook long ago. It’s just too much.

This drove me fucking nuts. Not only the gender/race divide you mentioned, but their wide-eyed innocence after the fact: “Well, yeah, she’s a woman. And he’s a pussy grabber. But... emails?”

They do the same thing with “He tells it like it is” to “That’s not what he REALLY meant”

Still, his approval rating being in the 30's three months in is unprecedented and very telling. But you can fool some of the people all the time so there will be diehards. You can generally count on a base of at least 40% to support you no matter what, on either side, and this has been the case going back to the…

It’s charming how quickly his backers can switch from “Donald is an alpha male silverback gorilla who will not shit from anyone” to “Donald is a precious little baby who is not accustomed to Washington, D.C., and must be sheltered from those nasty politicians”. Supporting Donald is a tremendously corrupting enterprise.

Exactly this. My (educated white millennial) sisters and I (living in liberal southern cities) always vote progressive. My cousins, of whom there are many, and most of whom grew up in confederate flag-flying territories, always vote regressive (ironically/tragically, often against their own interests, as many of them…

All I know is that white women were haranguing black women and insisting that gender is far more important than race. When they were finally offered up a white woman behind whom all the girls could behind, 1 in every 2 Beckies, Connies, Rachels, whatever, decided patriarchal racism was their lane. Whiteness, my…

Anecdotally speaking, this sounds accurate. As a white (relatively older) millennial, my “people’s” political leanings are almost completely dictated by geography. My city dwelling and college friends are overwhelmingly liberal.

It seems like with Kids These Days (says the elderly 25 year old), they’re either REALLY conservative or REALLY liberal. Not a ton of middle ground, and the conservatives outbreed us.