Kaitlin Olson really does NOT get the respect she deserves for that character. 

He is one of those guys who you know insists he is “totally not angry, just finds it interesting.” at least a dozen times a day.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

You also HAVE to refrain from wearing a hat while the song is playing, but you do not have to refrain from piledriving children into the ground while the song is playing. THAT isn’t disrespectful at all.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Oh, God. That is gross. I sure hope Ted Williams’s head is wearing the proper ski mask.

I’m not saying this guy should be thrown over the railing.

“....Trump needs to hurry and build the wall and send all these illegals back so they won’t be kicking his seat.”

I’ve said some inarguably stupid and angry things over the years when some kid kicks my seat, but I’d frankly applaud any kid that could kick my seat from in front of me.

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”

I feel once you’re to the point of needing a T-shirt to lay out how “not racist” you are, you’ve probably gone to at least one cross-burning or Trump Rally. 

I had a friend who dated a woman from Ohio in college. When she dumped him, he referred to her as that “worthless, Ohio, piece of shit.” One of my other friends fired back, “no need to say the same thing three times. We get the point.” 

Holy shit. This may be the darkest, most depressing entry in the history of this series:

Missed opportunity to have a Bring Out Your Dead night and tie it in with Jerry Garcia’s birthday! 

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

“Please just a dollar a day and this dog can get The NFL Ticket so he doesn’t have to watch the Lions play.”

Oh hell, I dunno. I saw the engagement announcement, didn’t see anything about it falling through.