Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

As a local taxpayer, he’s not just an irate stepfather. He’s also an owner.

Until the issue can be resolved, Jon Gruden has agreed to continue to keep his team out of the end zone altogether. 

Young players prefer to spend their time dying repeatedly in an imaginary world to playing actual basketball for the Knicks. You don’t say.

People. Persons. Maybe a smart dog. 

It must just kill these people that Michelle is more popular than anyone in the Trump administration. Who could have foreseen this? I don’t know.

Not a good sign when you spike a ball in to the stands and it doesn’t come within thirty feet of hitting anyone.

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

more proof that a wall is not the solution

The newspaper wrote that after the investment company, Starboard, and Papa John’s neared an agreement on Friday for a $200 million stake of the pizza company

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

Even Patriots fans can’t stand Patriots fans.

Watching Wall try to transition into a $40M/yr spot-up SG might actually break Burneko. Man’s gonna be outside chopping wood at 2am just whispering weird shit.

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Just think, in some plane of existence Johnny Manziel is absolutely wrecking Aaron Rodgers in the big game as I type this, for his 4th title in Cleveland.

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

Whoever did the lightsaber version must have been pretty board.

Dude - pace yourself.  That kind of output on an indictment Friday can burn you out.

The silver lining to living in Trump country Arkansas is reading the comments on local news sites. I’ve done maybe a solid 30 minutes of work today.