You’d have to ask Drew Bris

Should never be that easy to get Cox blocked.

Don’t like Richard Spencer? Did you know he dresses well(ish)?!
Don’t like Mitch McConnell? Did you know he had a kid once?! It’s true!
Don’t like Donald Trump? Did you know one time, he closed an elevator door, preventing people from getting on the elevator, because he just farted and didn’t want to make them smell his…

“Caravans of progress take time to cross a desert of resistance,”

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

This explains why the Vikings can’t win in the playoffs. A common motivating tactic among coaches, especially when one feels overmatched, is to remind their players that their opponent put on their pants the exact same way they do. Sadly for the Vikings, they know from the beginning that this isn’t true and the game…

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

Washington, Denver, and Jacksonville, among others, could all be in the market for him as a starter.

The life of the newly adult hipster is hard.  So very hard.

it’s beautiful because she is a communications expert and she is frustrated people are misunderstanding her. the GALL of them!!!

I thought it was because Temujin was pissed that the Mings tried to make him pay for the wall.

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

I dunno, it worked for Kansas.

On pace for maiming 365 reporters this year, beating the previous record of 289 by the Saudi crown prince!

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

Cool that the good dog joined the Nation of Islam

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS