First, the women want to coach. Next thing you know, blacks will want police to stop killing them. WHERE DOES IT END, SHEEPLE.

I don’t always get abortions, but when I do I always go to my local dental center.

Dear [Volley Ball Coach],

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Maybe she was ugly or a minority or something else that an NFL exec wouldn’t like, like maybe she was really tall but not super skinny. GROSS!

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

As a busy 🏒mom I need all the energy I can get

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

As with ketchup, so with ranch. Though Hidden Valley (the packet, not the bottle!) will do in a pinch.

Pocketing money earned by amateurs? Sounds like he’d be perfect as the next president of the NCAA!

I’ll just leave this here because reasons.

Sometimes, you just can’t put your finger on what went wrong. Things just sorta fizzle, and no matter how hard you stump for the relationship, it just doesn’t all come back together the way it was before. Something is just.... missing.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Happens with relationships all the time. Things can being going great for so long, but after the fireworks end, you’re left realizing the person you once knew isn’t completely there anymore. You can try to piece things back together, but sometimes it’s best to just part ways.

I look forward to his apology press conference.

Leach has always been inconsistent. He kicked a kid off his Texas Tech team just because his dad had killed a bunch of hookers. Not cool.

any excuse to share this and make fun of jared:

The beauty of a man and a woman and a new-born baby and his lawyer dutifully getting releases signed by everyone.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.