Two’s company, three’s a crowd

I would have gone with:

Masturbation is healthy and natural, and there’s no reason to punish yourself with Domino’s afterwards.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

I’m pretty sure this is Canada’s version of lying in state.

New station slogan: You can’t spell WElcomE Immigrants without WEEI!

Also on ABC in the 1970s:

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Fixed.

In retrospect, all the signs were there

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

I still don’t get why people are acting like Lauer’s firing comes as some sort of a shock. The only shock is that he was allowed to do this shit for as long as he did. The man is a true piece of shit in every way, and perhaps the hackiest non-Fox News anchor around.

Maybe they hired him because of the Staph he would bring with?

The diversity in that picture is astounding . There are fat white men, slightly fatter white men, white women, and maybe even a few white people without a morbid amount of body fat. It think I may even see one really blurry black guy in the far, far back. I guess we will never know how Walker, Trump, and Ryan got…

The best part of being a Browns fan is: if the entire NFL just falls completely apart, I will barely be able to tell the difference.

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

Somebody should have asked if Don could repair big engines, too.