Sure, talk smack to Diego Lainez (5'6")...let’s see you do that to Lionel Messi (5'7").

So we have the Green Zone to complement the Red Zone. Now we need the Twilight Zone, the Danger Zone, and the De-Militarized Zone to truly understand just what the hell we’re watching.

IIRC Jennings originally thought that “hoe” was the answer when he buzzed in, but reconsidered that it might not be right because “hoe” and “ho” are spelled differently. Decided to go with it anyways for laughs. I love the retort by Alex.

You should have totally gone for being a meme.

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Not sure what makes Hooters, Buffalo Wild Wings, TGI Fridays, Johnny Rockets and Denny’s qualify as “fast food.” To me, fast food implies that you order and pay at the counter. There aren’t any servers. A place that should have a drive-thru. Not even sure Auntie Anne’s should be on the list...you can’t get a full meal…

Cold but funny

Back in Black - AC/DC

Cut out two holes, fill both with mac and cheese, then proceed to eat like a sandwich.

Came here to see Hank Baskett, not disappointed. I can never remember who the Colts beat in the Super Bowl, but I will always remember who fumbled the onside kick against the Saints when the Saints won the Super Bowl. Hank Baskett’s life has been an unmitigated TMZ disaster, which I think is sufficient punishment.

Ben McAdoo looks like the assistant principal of the “bad kids” high school who secretly wishes he was a bad kid at that age.

Then you’ve never been to Vegas in July (today’s high: 107). Dress codes in Vegas restaurants are almost non-existent.

Most famous game I’ve ever been to:

A real chicken shit move if you ask me.

McConnell had a cold reply ready for that argument, read the article.

Just think, if Ta-Nehisi Coates now *starts* ordering two beers at once because of this.....

Sincerely, thank you for this tip. I often use convection without even thinking about what I’m baking, and many times my cookies come out flat or it takes much longer than indicated for soda bread to bake through (though that one may have more to do with baking a mile above sea level rather than convection.) I will…

Can’t have Gary Busey though. That’s just inviting a lack of leadership.

Why the fuck did you even go to the thing if you’re gonna bail before the encore? That’s when they play “Free Bird,” man!

You forgot to mention the part-time housekeeper and the full-time virtual personal assistant. So I guess the key to parenting like her is to outsource all the tedious stuff like cooking, laundry, and planning (which I would seriously hate to give up but am willing to try). Seems reasonable.