“We had this moment where I was trying to define the concept of pork barrel spending and I was like, what’s the word? And they all went “pork” at the same time.”

Why would you do this when you can just rig up a makeshift sous vide bath with a beer cooler and some hot water?

Here ya go, #500.

Better Call Saul! One phone for Donald, one phone for Trump Jr, one phone for Hannity, one phone for that other guy...nope, doesn’t add up.

Or own property?

Where is the margarita on this list, since the guy in the picture is making a margarita? (I’d put it in at #4 or #5)

Sunny point #2 - they actually *wanted* to run against Donald Trump, because how could they lose? 

Ever had the bbq sandwich? If not, give it a try.

What came to my mind first was George Stephanopoulos.

Two stepbacks are clearly traveling, and the other one is a Michael Jackson moonwalk tribute, but I’m not sure which one’s which?

Second this, worked for me.

Every time I read about Hillary supporters being shocked that Hillary didn’t win and pinning it on emails, I am reminded of Michael Moore’s piece on why Trump would win (which has nothing to do with emails).

So I guess we’re not going to get a MillerCoors / Stone collaboration brew any time soon?

Last year’s tax bill repealed the individual mandate completely, which the Congressional Budget Office said would raise premiums by about 10 percent per year in the 2020s, as well as provide health insurance to 13 million fewer people by 2027. How’s that for “skyrocketing premiums”?

When I was staying at home with my kids, I quickly realized that taking a crap must have top priority over doing dishes, vacuuming, answering the door, and even feeding children. That’s because parents who stay at home with babies and toddlers have no sleep in their system and can’t rely on their diminished willpower…

• What is the best way to cook bacon? in the oven. You can make an ovenful of bacon if you want, always comes out great. Set it and forget it.

For Christmas one year, my dad bought me two 44-oz bottles of Heinz ketchup. I was like “where’s the third one? Costco sells these in threes.”

I bet CBS execs are sitting around a table right now, hemming and hawing over whether or not it’s tasteful to let Stormy talk about Trump’s dick on broadcast television, as if it’ll shatter out national innocence.

“I’ve always wanted to go to something that required me to knock on a big, heavy door, and have a mean-looking guard ask me what the password is through a slot. I tell him the password and he slams the slot shut, and creaks open the door to let me in. I’m wondering if in your journalistic endeavors you’ve ever had the…

My mom from Georgia makes “sausage biscuits” which she said was a recipe passed down for generations in her family. Imagine my surprise...