Bae - come over

As a Jacksonville native. ...who gives a shit how things are going with them. Ugh, they are the worst.

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Congratulations. You have no fucking idea what a gas tax is or how roads are payed for or maintained across the country. Go ahead, we will wait for your apology.

I can attest to that. My big school buddy had a 2001 Camry (his mom handed it down to buy a new one). He didn’t give one shit about and have the Camry Dent on BOTH corners. He would piss me off on purpose every fucking time we went to park. He would pull into a parking space, get close to the concrete wheel chalk,…

Hahaha savage. Also, very true.

Well if you want to get picky it’s not “a Murph”. It’s Murph. So yeah, it’s sad. Second, stop blaming your families lack of interest in you or your husbands activities on Crossfit. If they don’t ask, that’s on them. Not a reflection on Crossfit or the “mentality”. It's only exclusive, annoying and extremely…

“Something about a Murph”. Sad. It’s a Hero workout paying tribute to Michael Murphy. It was originally called “Armor”, a workout he did just about everyday on base with his Seal team. When he was killed it was renamed to Murph. It’s a workout performed on the 4th of July by every affiliate in the country. Im sure you…

Eh. I’ve been part of Crossfit since it took off almost a decade ago. PRs, benchmarks, constantly pushing fellow atheletes during hero workouts is what it’s all about. As far as your friend wanting to jump in for a workout at a box in Aspen, you fail to see his reasoning because well...you don’t get it. It’s something…

“...oh no” *end video* haha brutal. Between this and the Olympic lifter, I've almost destroyed my computer and now my phone. I don't want to watch, but I neeeed to.

A suspect that pointed a shotgun at police. A sovereign citizen who believes they are under no authority of the United States or even state level. Suicide by cop. Zero remorse for this suspect. Feel bad for the kid that is ultimately going to grow up with hatred towards police because of what this piece of shit mother…

Pull a gun on me, I don't care what color god made you. You're going to get taken down without hesitation. I'll be on paid leave and home with my family. But yeah, the title is pure click bait.

Just because a warrant is issued one day doesn’t mean they need to be TOL to be served. I served one just last week that was 4 years old. 4 years! Violent warrants get priority and are served by SWAT at our department. The rest just get served on rotation. Can’t get this one today? Move on to the next. Could be months…

Every department has policy and general orders that are “usually” more restrictive than state statute. Ours for example says we “may not enter” a residence to serve a non violent warrant. Doesn't mean we can come in invited and find out after the fact that someone in the residence might have a warrant. We make it a…

Sovereign Citizens use that verbage all the time. Especially the “free traveler” bullshit. They are some of the most dangerous people to encounter on traffic stops and will do anything they can to get you caught up in a trick bag. They will kill you (police) the moment you let your guard down. We have tabs on all of…

Legal in FL at least. Built into most if not all leases you sign. Apartments will let you know when they come into your apartment, but it's not required in emergency situations. Landlords or property management have every right. Now, her case depends on if she actually had a signed lease in the first place and had…

...so the issue is tapping a fire hydrant to fill up the dumpster. Ok got it. Everyone grab your garden hose.

Well your wife sounds like a dumb bitch. Id make sure your wife knows it also. Good for that individual to call her out and make her feel uncomfortable. Hopefully there were others around when he did it. Obviously not a responsible pet owner. Hope she doesn't breed.

Anyone that does that deserves to die.

The Thermal Imploder sound is unreal. I love hearing it through my Astro A50s.