Settle this for my wife and I. I’m obviously the correct one,

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

Holy Fucks!  This take is up there with Nathan Peterman overtaking Tom Brady as the greatest late round QB pick of all time.  Interceptions are just passes that could have been touchdown passes.  Think about it.

This comment ends the internet. It’s been fun, everybody.

I walked into an unlocked individual shitter a while back, and there’s a guy there checking his hair in the mirror.

I’ve got a Bathroom Crime story for you guys.

1. Fuck Seattle. The Portland Winter Hawks deserve it more.

Old time hockey!

There still are.

I’m am a little surprised the league expanded so soon considering Toronto only got an NHL franchise within the past year.

Start printing 24th-man jerseys and banners...

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I’m a Mets and Mariners fan, so I don’t know what the rest of you fuckers are complaining about.

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

Trusted Access User, Team Brand Manager, Team Brand Director... this proliferation of titles is similar to how a pyramid scheme works. The schmucks at the bottom put all the work/money in, while the folks at the top reap the rewards.

The last 4 lines of that poem are brilliant, and the poem concept is great.

To be fair, by now the guy is probably dead. Mick Jagger had some words on that subject.

This.