This comment ends the internet. It’s been fun, everybody.

I walked into an unlocked individual shitter a while back, and there’s a guy there checking his hair in the mirror.

I’ve got a Bathroom Crime story for you guys.

1. Fuck Seattle. The Portland Winter Hawks deserve it more.

Old time hockey!

There still are.

I’m am a little surprised the league expanded so soon considering Toronto only got an NHL franchise within the past year.

Start printing 24th-man jerseys and banners...

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I’m a Mets and Mariners fan, so I don’t know what the rest of you fuckers are complaining about.

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

Soros pays me per star received. Give all that you can.

..if the company considers accurate descriptions of what they do “unnecessarily demeaning,” the problem is perhaps not with the coverage.

Trusted Access User, Team Brand Manager, Team Brand Director... this proliferation of titles is similar to how a pyramid scheme works. The schmucks at the bottom put all the work/money in, while the folks at the top reap the rewards.

I thought that SB Nation would be happy with wider online exposure.

The last 4 lines of that poem are brilliant, and the poem concept is great.

To be fair, by now the guy is probably dead. Mick Jagger had some words on that subject.

This.