Ivanka Trump is a nobody. I could not care less what her political views are. I doubt she’s ever had an original thought in her life. What’s her actual job? Why would her views be any more important than anybody else’s?

My mom says you’re an enemy to womankind, but you seem too boring

This would be amazing. She would just crumble.

Let’s just go for the jugular: “So do you really fuck your dad? Gross.”

“What happened to your nose?”

Those are fillers. To hide what Daddy calls time-to-get-a-mistress wrinkles.

I don’t know why it offends me so much that she’s had so much work done and she still looks so mediocre to me. But I guess they can’t do much about those chipmunk cheeks.

“no, it’s fine. a lot of people have work done - my aunt, my sister, my cousin. it’s just usually they wanted to look more mature and sexy, but i get this for you. it really matches your whole ‘american girl doll come to life’ fashion choices, too.”

“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

“Was sex with your dad awkward?”

“Do you really think your husband is cute?”

A lot of female porn actresses have talked in a lot of interviews about how different porn sex is from regular sex. It goes on for much longer than regular sex, it’s often very acrobatic, very mechanical and even when they use lube they often get small tears in their vaginas from the friction. There are documentaries…

Best: The two bucket-list-band concerts I went to. The Head & the Heart was conveniently in my city, but The National was a quick trip to Chicago from Ann Arbor. Don’t regret either and it was money very well spent.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

I was going to say, I saw that they had added that back in due to the outcry of people in academia and students.

I think you mean “wattle and neck”

I was just going to note this. Not that the tax bill doesn’t suck and will help destroy our nation. #MAGA

Trump is an asshole and a wanna-be dictator, but the GOP is truly evil. Greed and party over country — May the tax bill be the GOP’s undoing.

On the list of the most punchable faces, Trump and that weasel Ryan are neck and neck 1-2.

The tax bill also removes both student loan interest deduction...Those seeking advanced degrees could owe 300 percent more each year thanks to a provision in the plan that taxes tuition waivers.