I WANT TO WATCH THAT DIVORCE MOVIE! Sorry for the caps, but that would be amazing, and if Rupert Everett could somehow still be in it, that would be lovely.

Hot take: Both Julianne and Michael were garbage people and Kimmy deserved better.

Who was willing to pander to vaccine denialists.

Having gotten married (for the first time) around that time. It was one of those things I recognized. It was one of those “conversations” that the couples never have prior to marriage.

She’s a physician who can’t tell the difference between homeopathy and medicine.

My best friend in HS and I were DYING to see that movie (her especially, she was super into Dermot Mulroney) and we were totally divided on the ending. I thought it was great, she was super disappointed. I’m only realizing now how important it was for her NOT to end up with John Corbett at the end of that movie,…

Kimmy doesn’t want to drop out though. Michael is a dick when he finds out she’d rather finish college.

Now now. She never said she thinks that. She just implied that she’s doesn’t think the science is 100% verified, so she’s could maintain plausible deniability when people called her a fuckwit.

Me too! Michael was the typical “sensitive” guy who still 9 times out of 10 will go with the easy shiny choice. With the girl that is on the surface the pleaser. Who is also blond and cheery. And just peechy keen “perfect” whose sole purpose in life is to admire her husband. [the part where we find out she is dropping…

My Best Friend’s Wedding is one of the earliest movies in my memory that used cellphones as A Plot Point, however minor. Julia Roberts and Rupert Everett are in constant phone contact throughout the movie, including during the climactic “Who’s chasing you?” chase scene. And then in the final scene when Rupert/George…

This and Notting Hill are my all time favorite rom-coms. Julia Roberts at her peak was really unbeatable.

Cameron Diaz annoyed the shit out of me in this movie. Because I could relate to the batshittery of JR character, I was rooting for her and her hair.

I HATED Julia Roberts all through the 90s leading up to my peak hate when she stole Ellen Burstyn’s Oscar in 2001 and was even more obnoxious presenting Denzel his Oscar the following year.

Can we talk about how the Diaz/Mulroney relationship is fucked and they’ll most likely be getting a divorce 4 years on? He wants her to quit college so he can further his sport writing career, and she very much does not want to do this, and the movie never resolves it. Plus he turns into a total douche when she…

“I hope she leaves me whatever medical marijuana she’s got left when she dies.”

I genuinely don’t understand how anyone could continue to hold this viewpoint given what we’ve seen after the election. I mean, I think it was a ridiculous position even before the election but holy hell-if you don’t think that a Clinton administration would have been fundamentally different than this dumpster fire,…

I never understood why Ani DiFranco sang that? And why someone who is absolutely not Ani DiFranco is lipsyncing it?

Erm.....actually, a vehicle stopped in the lane on the highway can be found at fault.

I have been known to bust a sad middle aged lady dance move and sing at the top of my lungs when the “Say a Little Prayer” seafood restaurant sing-a-long scene comes on. I miss Rupert Everett.

My review of Stepmom: Will Susan Sarandon DIE ALREADY?!