Exactly. Every single time some white asshole does something terrible, I post it on Facebook with the caption, “Keep telling me to be afraid of brown people”

OMG guys, look how these big bad feminazis forced this guy out of his career JUST for being a sexist asshole! When will we have real equality?

“I am not disappearing. I will continue to stand strong for men’s rights and the rights of all,”

What is it about farmer mentality that nothing short of immediate profit seems to have any impression at all? If there’s a more myopic, solely self-interested group, I can’t find it. That they can’t absorb the cost of a couple of sheep to preserve a beautiful, rare, noble animal that’s got about 15 years of human…

So basically they’re going to pretend the last season of the show never happened.

This is really interesting, and sort of timely for me personally. Last night I attended what was essentially a Very Special Episode of someone else’s book club - it was pitched as a discussion on race with the author of the book. I had to go b/c social obligation reasons. It was a room filled with entirely rich, white…

This. I agree on paper with his premise. I’m working on something now where only three of the characters are ... “me.” The rest are based on people I know and certain cultural things. But like you said, there’s something more insidious going on that he’s only brushing on: Writers who intentionally present themselves…

He already has released written statements... they are already limited to 140 characters.

I’m telling you guys, this is all part of a process. He’s working his way up to shooting somebody on Fifth Avenue.

“...it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium ...”

Ugh. Every day he reminds me more and more of my horrible, awful, no good, very bad former boss.

Although it’s completely fitting that Trump keeps using the word “certified” so much.

Oooh, a certified letter! How could we doubt someone who would pay a whole $3.35 to send a letter!

That motherfucking pee tape better be real, and we better get a copy of it tout suite! I’m not tired of the winning, I’m tired of the waiting.

One of the dumbest parts in the Holt interview is when Trump goes off on a tangent about how he hired a really big law firm to send a certified letter to Lindsey Graham, saying he has nothing to do with Russia. And then kept reiterating that it was a certified letter, certified. And sent by a big-time law firm.

Can we just fire Trump??? Because he is not doing his job right.

How long until he has a full blown, on camera, red in the face, screaming racial epithets, throwing feces, breakdown? A week?

Because of course one should allude to having secret tapes when everyone is accusing you of being Nixonian. I don’t see how that could possibly end in bad PR.

On the bright side, Trump hasn’t wasted any time naming Comey’s successor.