Meh. Pride cometh before the fall and all that.

Last night I turned on Hardball while cooking dinner. Chris Matthews was obsessed with how the rest of the world would react, and specifically “the headlines about this in tomorrow’s papers all over the world”. He must’ve said it at least six times. Does the rest of the world even care that much? Page 4A, maybe, but…

Fuck those people and fuck them hard. Because their precious fucking protest vote was more important than this shit show. Fuck every last one of them. Wah, wah, something about the integrity of democracy - well, what in the ever-loving hell do you call this right now??

You guys, it’s fine. We avoided Hillary, who sent emails and supported her husband, which are like two of the most heinous things a person can do. THANK GOD FOR #maga and bernie, too. We sure showed Hillary.

Lavrov is a cynical bastard of epic proportions but he’s also brilliant, much smarter than anyone in the Trump administration, by far. He’s gonna laugh whatever the outcome of the investigation, and I doubt they’ll ever get much on him.

I had a nightmare last night that the rightwing militia had started executing progressives en masse. I escaped, but did not have my passport and we were deep in Texas, so nowhere to go. It was a terrifying, horrific dream.

I want to see Trump in an orange jumpsuit, shuffling in leg irons. By then he won’t have been allowed his self tanner for so long it’ll be the only thing orange about him.

Trump is sending a certified letter today stating there was no collusion. Obviously this case is closed. It’s certified people!!

He’s probably Trump’s handler for the Russians and is currently giving him instructions for how to deal with this.

Ah GWB...the ghost of dumpster fires past. It was a simpler time then.

Busy making protest signs against things that might have been prevented months ago?

Well, it’s good to know that the Russian Foreign Minister is making domestic intelligence and law enforcement policy now /s:

Yeah, that was a big “We run this shit” move. Any pol who rolls over and ignores this need to be run out of the country. Along with anyone who still supports Trump and claims to be a “patriot.”

I know in my heart that when the heat gets to be too much, he’ll pardon himself and resign but still, I like to fantasize about a massive treason trial, something on the order of The Nuremberg Trials, where Trump and his girlfriend’s husband Jared, are marched out in chains to face a very long trial, at the end of…

I don’t know whether I’m more pissed that the republicans in congress think that they aren’t risking their jobs by doing NOTHING about this or that they are probably right.

If the Russians feel comfortable enough to come here and troll over this stuff, it’s over.

Whatever happened to the rambling freaks of nature who swore up and down on these very boards that they would never, *ever* pull the lever for Hillary because their vote was precious and they just couldn’t bear to give it over to corporatist warmonger (or something)?

I never thought I’d live in a country that is the laughingstock of the entire planet, but here we are.

Sorry, I can’t see the screen on my mobile phone while I have my sunglasses on.