Hey, she became abstinent pregnant, ok? It’s a thing...

Last time I remember it was Obama’s fault because he wasn’t grateful enough for Track’s service. Is it still Obama’s fault? Or is it someone else’s fault? Because I think we all know it can’t be Track’s fault. So who is really at fault? Is all I want to know...

Years ago I was in Minnesota on a waterfall hiking tour and I stopped in Swen and Ollie’s pizza in (I believe) Grand Marais. It might not have been Grand Marais, but my memory says it was. The pizza was decent, definitely square cut (a cut I first encountered in MI at a Sir Pizza so I always call it the Sir Pizza cut)…

The paper is not printed on. They unwrapped scads of copy paper (thereby rendering it all but useless because every printer I’ve ever worked with demands pristine paper edges, perfectly lined up and (on many days) gently fanned before loading them in the paper tray. This paper is going straight in the landfill.

Yes.

Someone has to be petty (and God willing, it is me). WTF? is going on with Kellyanne Conway’s look. First of all, that curly princess hair looks like something a first grader might demand for her first communion—or like a bad wig I got for Christmas once. That coif is not in any way suited to KaC’s face, age,…

I actually like the sound of fuckard. It actually does sound a little British, and like maybe it could kind of be in fun? “Jones, you fuckard! Come here and say hello to the gang!”

Yeah, I won’t be honoring his wishes and blaming only Satan. I’ll be saying (also from the bible) that the wages of sin is death. Eternal death. He’ll be roasting in hell for the suicide alone, according to his own good book. Thou shalt not kill does not provide an asterisk that says “except if you kill yourself when…

Good, someone should lose his/her job for this. Perhaps many someones. And I hope that poor kid is feeling better, but I’m thinking this is going to leave an emotional mark.

I don’t get that. My Mom is a good catholic who thinks (and has always thought) that abortion is wrong wrong wrong. And yet she votes democratic consistently, because she also stands against racism, for education, and believes we should care for those who can’t care for themselves (including children). Her opinions on…

I think it’s yet another sign of dementia. Think about the mistakes you make with your birthdate: when it is my birthday and I have to write the full date (day/month/year) I sometimes screw up on the year, putting my birthday year in because I’ve written that number hundreds of times. I’ve never, not once, put my…

#tangate.

I get feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of his awfulness. But remember: Trump is pathetic. He’s hanging on to his position by his fingernails. A position he is completely unqualified to hold.

He was deliberately vague, so...

That’s what I said!

The statement made it seem like maybe he asked the women to be surrogates, which is way creepy since they worked for him. And who can be sure he wasn’t envisioning a very Serena Joy and Offred moment, you know?

Yeah this one is insane! It’s going to be stomach turning, mark my words.

I think you feel it more than anyone else—aren’t you ground zero for getting messed up by this?

It’s fun to think of boomers getting blamed and losing “entitlements.” Seriously, I get that we suck. I’m a boomer at the young end and I’ve long suspected that there will be no social security for me, so I’ve done my savings for retirement on that assumption and I’m on track. But until the last year it didn’t occur…

I followed that, too. I get a slight bump in refund for the next few years (less than $500). But after that? Nellie bar the door. I’m in a blue state with semi-high state taxes, so I lose more than I gain over time.