You should have brought around a check after each meal! You would have crushed the money earning... (Kidding, I’m kidding).

So, NYers don’t care about the eclipse because what? Help me out, New Yorkers, why do you hate the sun? Or do you love it so much you can’t bear to watch it be eclipsed even a little bit? Why are you so unmoved by the celestial sphere? I mean, you must be, or else... Wait, is Steven Mnuchin a liar?

They both might be nice pieces, but not together, I think. It’s very of the past. Like I would have worn that to a high school award presentation back when I was in HS.

I think you are maybe taking the responses more personally than I am? From what you write it seems that you have evolved into wanting an open relationship and communicated that to your husband. That seems really different than the situation as described. For me it’s that he told her that he hadn’t been satisfied…

You are clearly wise in the ways of the world. And that term made me laugh out loud.

Maybe he wasn’t really unhappy then or he hadn’t met anyone else who would sleep with him then. Just guessing?

Yeah, but who INSPIRED that? Sister in law muse is who...

I love a lie that is weirdly specific on a really arcane topic. Like, love it. She’s not claiming to know the Duchess of Cambridge, she’s claiming this really odd thing.

Oh, Idaho Falls, I’m worried about your guy. He’s having some kind of mental break. You should probably check in with him.

I did not know that. Holy crap!

It’s like you are reading my mind...

Being “technically” married is just being married. Yikes. And your response is spot on.

I recently had lunch with my great-niece (God, I’m old) and we had a great time. I asked her about school subjects, favorite books, favorite sports, etc, she asked me about school subjects, favorite books, sports, etc. and then said “What’s your favorite Miley Cyrus song?” I told her I didn’t really have one and she…

I’m sorry this happened to you. I can’t imagine. I can’t even imagine...

The Sailors and Soldiers monument is really different, though. It lists the names of those who fought for the Union and features four heroic reliefs with life size figures of Lincoln, generals, etc in a square in the middle of the monument. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I have seen Cemetery memorials to…

I remember a time (because I am old) when all I needed to get an abortion was a few hundred bucks. No explanations, lectures, or waiting periods needed. But that’s uterus owning, so your point is well taken. And you are certainly right about women of color, black women in particular. My mistake in being flip.

Yes, but the Sailors and Soldiers monument lists names of Union sailors and soldiers and features four heroic relief panels of Lincoln and Union forces. It really struck me as unusual.

As a woman it seems like our vaginas have gradually moved from being “ours” to being public property. Kind of, I’m kidding. But lately it seems like a woman can own a car or a house, but the nearest man to her (physically) has equal claim on her vagina.

Dear Jurors, Give her all of the money in Harris County. All of it. Jesus God.

Wait, I thought that was a joke!