Also don’t you just know that Eric peed in the lemonade? Or maybe that was Don jr. I’m guessing.

Right! Someone pointed out that Megan McCain is working for the media, Ivanka is “First Daughter” and representing us in Europe right now, but Chelsea’s the problem here. Whatever, right wingos. Whatever.

Maybe, but my Mom wants a jitterbug and she wouldn’t cross the street to spit on O’Reilly if he was on fire. #notalljitterbugphones

Um, in that moment maybe? But by today he will have forgotten all that again. Still, maybe someday he can learn it again.

The intelligible stuff? Also makes almost no sense. He’s a doddering fool and he’s our president.

Hank! Judas! Let’s not fight. There’s plenty of horrible here for everyone plus lots of leftovers so that we never run out.

I’d like to see him come crashing down to earth in a blaze of jail. But that’s just me...

So many laws about the little old uterus and what happens within. It’s exhausting.

If I felt like legal abortion wasn’t a right that is fading and might be gone soon it might bug me less? Hard to say. Shit, in the last election people were debating about birth control. I find female-ing terrifying lately. 

Um, he didn’t just support. He co-sponsored.

I could not agree more. The message is, “Your right to choose is hurting us, so we’re gonna have to let it go.” The first major resistance activity was the Women’s March the day after the fucking inauguration, fer Chrissake!

Plus them emails. Thank god we got someone in there to drain the swamp. Fuck me. She would have been so much better than this mess.

Oh, it’s just women stuff. Not really important progressive stuff.

I hate that there’s a pillow on this (and all) cots they use to kill people. It just feels like such a fuck you. I care about your comfort. Not enough to keep you breathing, of course. Hope the pillow is not too soft.

Bought this book on Kindle. Cannot wait to read it.

That’s about the truest thing anyone has said today. He took the VP slot because if Trump got in trouble (and he knew that was likely) or bored (even more likely) he could be president just like Jesus promised. He’s a shifty little bastard who bears watching at every moment. And he’s in the crooked up to his pasty…

All I think when I see this is “I wish he was back in charge again.” because anything is better than the current crooked clown posse.

I want to read your book on Mike Pence and am trying to come up with a good title. “Manning the Border.” Nope, sounds gay. “Stare” Nope, too modern. “Vice” Well, I like it but I’m thinking he might be bothered because it sounds a bit steamy. “Unity” Not tough enough. Goddammit! What can we call it? “Soldier” That’s…

“Tomorrow’s NYT headline: NORTH KOREA SURRENDERS (‘’That guy looked at us all mean and stuff,’ says NK border guard”)”

I wish I could give you all the stars in the firmament for that one.