Interesting optics! Ingratiating physical contact with one, pretended fear of contagion from the other.

There are like 5 different guys here, so you are gonna need to be more specific? Who’s your boy? Milquetoast host? Ariana’s new boy? Reality show host turned president? Cooking show host? Guy who did a cameo in a Weinstein brothers shitty horror movie?

You know, at the time, I actually felt a little sorry for him. It seemed like people were expecting him and his show to be something they just aren’t.

He’s such a bland kiss ass who, after nearly 10 years hosting a talk show, still cannot fix his fake laugh. Never got the appeal even when he was on SNL.

You are being way too lenient because he appears affable. This non-apology has shown his true colors. He has leveraged his “nice guy” persona to hide his true self from the world. In reality, Jimmy Fallon is an asshole and is most likely a member of the MAGA cult.

Lets not forget that when he had Hillary on the next night he greeted her while wearing a surgical mask, right at the peak of the whole “Hillarys Dying!” BS that Republicans were spreading

“I don’t want to make anyone angry—I never do and I never will.”

Side note: Filthy Saget is the real one. He worked blue long before Full House/AFV cames around.

Exactly. He’s a mediocre hack who used his platform to normalize a fucking fascist scammer to the American public. Now, he’s a mediocre hack who, upon facing the justified scorn of people around him, decided this counted as making amends so he can go back to being a mediocre hack with more money.

I actually like Jimmy Fallon. But he seems to go out of his way to be Bob Saget before Bob Saget went rogue. Like a milquetoast comedian. And who the hell is writing his PR releases? If it’s him, he needs to stop; if it’s somebody else that person needs to be fired. The correct PR release is, “Well, obviously, I would…

How do I know Jimmy Fallon sucks? Tina Fey really, really likes him. She seems to have horrible taste in dude friends.

He honestly sounds like someone who has never been criticized before in his life. I’m sure he has, but he never got such harsh, explicit criticism that he can’t laugh off or see only the positive.

OMFG, Fallon, way to channel Regina George here.

when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality. You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy?

oh poor baby jimmy. i wish i gave a fuck what about his nopology, but i haven’t paid one whit of attention to him or his stupid fucking show since he tried to normalize a fascist.

Seriously there is a lack of awareness of why people were upset there (they were “ganging up” on you because you empowered a giant bully).

Eat shit, Jimmy. You’re a feckless cunt and a true company man. Enjoy your millions for being mediocre in every way, I’m sure you sleep just fine.

I bet he’s sorry. Sorry that his ratings have been sinking like a stone while both Colbert’s and Kimmel’s have steadily risen for the last two years. Sorry indeed.

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

This is what you get when your healthcare system stigmatizes mental health and refuses to pay for a psychiatrist.