But was it rape-rape? Or like ... grey-rape? Legitimate rape?

So many questions to answer before I can decide how outraged to be. (But not to be answered until after I've vomited all over this keyboard.)

Dentist here! In some cases you can have many teeth taken out at once. I have had cases where people have had 20 teeth taken out at once because dentures were necessary for the person. It sometimes depends on why the teeth are being taken out, infection vs. extensive decay vs. periodontal disease. In the case of gum…

The pilot script contains, I shit you not, the stage direction "Alice turns even whiter, if that were possible."

So, I've been a feminist for a few years now. I've also very shy, and generally only voice my opinions to people who I know agree with me. For the sake of personal growth and feminism, I wrote a piece for my university's newspaper that intensely criticized the pro-life student group that was setting up with models of…

I suspect that when I am pregnant, I will spend quite a bit of time scolding strangers who suddenly treat my body like it is public property. And yet, it seems necessary. If everyone just smiles and bears it, like this article suggests we should, folks won't get the feedback needed to realize that they should keep…

DINNERWARE? GLASSWARE? Things from which you and/or your children presumably eat and drink. Does it come with a warning?

Well, the State of California has been trying to sue the sun for Prop 65 non-compliance for years now.

As long as you don't try to eat or smoke your belt you're fine.

HOW MUCH lead are we talking here, exactly?

So guys want the truth, eh? Okay. Here are some truths I've held onto because I'm not a socially inept jackass, but you really want to know.

I like this one (from Bailey @the_author_):
Anyway, #liestoldbyfemales: I am actually a velociraptor. I can fly. I secrete acid when threatened. My hair? Snakes.
4:57am - 5 Mar 14

I cannot stop laughing at this one:

Hi, i don't know if anybody here remembers me but I'm that girl who posted a month and a half ago because my husband beat me up again and i was scared to leave. The good news is, with the advise and support of so many people here, i did it. And me and my husband are still separated. The bad news is, its been really…

I went to the Moore Center in Seattle and we called it "the Mehri Moore Center for kids who can't eat good and want to do other things good too"

This is the golden-season! I want Shonda to give negative 1,000 fucks and crank the crazy up to 600! It's the beginning of the end, so just got nuts.

Apparently you can buy happiness, and it costs $19.99.

SPOILER ALERT:

HE'S THE YELLOW KING!!

Yeah, you may need to steal his DVR and tell him that HIMYM went to live on a farm upstate, with lots of other great shows to play with and room to run.

The thing is, if you don't like jokey/sarcastic headlines and articles, Gawkerverse is really not for you. This site has always handled very serious things in an irreverent manner (see the "rape rape" tag for another example), and it's hardly going to stop because you think it's inappropriate. If you don't like humor…

Looks like the FDA has reconsidered their decision to limit emergency contraceptive production to one pharmaceutical company