I want to nap, and I love naps, but i’m utterly useless after one. Maybe after a 10 minute one I’m ok, but any more than that and it takes me so long to wake up and become a productive member of my house or job, that it’s almost counter productive. I’m sure I’ve got some sort of stupid sleep issue I need to deal…

no, they still wont, the trump-ism idea, which predates and will survive him regardless is pure, disgusting, unvarnished selfishness, if their grandmothers were dying in a hospital bed crying out in choked sobs they would still be selfish jackasses.

they won’t. Remember, the thing fueling anti-mask protest is fear. People are terrified of the notion that an invisible disease can cut you down, so they double down on conspiracy theories or anything that says they don’t. have to be afraid.

So if he really did get it? Oh it’s not that big of a deal.

And (god hoping) he…

I count 15 nicks there. Or does the nick made of nicks not count as individual nicks?

These parties celebrate a baby’s gender as their primary identifying characteristic—after all, we know very little else about them at that point.

Ultrasound tech writes gender of baby on a Tide pod, which the Dad consumes. 

Retire them, along with big wedding, engagement parties, baby showers, and all other events that have gotten WAY out of hand.

Gender is just an excuse to imbibe someone’s life with arbitrary, outdated cultural baggage. In the context of creating a new human life full of possibility, it does nothing but limit that possibility.

The baby industrial complex will not let the gender reveal party die, unless it is replaced by something else that involves gifts and the purchase of otherwise useless garbage. Lets get ready for the placenta viewing party everyone!

I wish I did have a mask back then.

You answered your own question with ‘migrants’. Folks coming into Canada aren’t seeking a better life, they’re tourists, they’re here to look at mountains or visit their cottage, possibly bringing the virus with them. The people still looking to immigrate here still can, but they will have to quarantine when they…

The “Night Cheese” gag in 30 Rock cost them like $50,000. It was worth every penny.

Definition of a prude: someone who doesn’t want to talk about having sex one more time than you do.

Alright, I’ll bite.

I was just hoping for a number I could show my wife

and frigid is who wants sex one less time than you do. So it is settled, final answer found, scientist can go and...

I think the correct answer is something like sqrt(2) times per week, because sex is so irrational. Really good sex should happen \pi times a month, because it’s a transcendental experience. And the really kinky stuff maybe 1 + i times a year, because it gets complex.... 

It didn’t end with an actual number because that number doesn’t exist. Human psychology isn’t something you slap a number on and go “problem solved”.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

Definition of a Nymphomaniac: Someone who wants to have sex one more time than you do.