I kinda like mobile lines since they allow teams to run set up offsides traps, but maybe I haven’t thought about it enough.

Enforcing flopping is a must. People always bring it up as a reason they don’t like soccer and I have no defense to make.

Jesus.

That original bee is a fucking pimp. Bring back the old bee!

Everything else aside, I can’t imagine a better Gandalf than McKellan.

You weren’t alone.

For I WAS THAT GUY ON THE ELECTRIC UNICYCLE

Thanks for the advice. Can’t wait to get that ulcer!

To address your question, it’s the first one. To address you subsequent concern, W is a stupid letter with a dumb name.

Seriously.

Interesting. Do you know if there’s anything that’s been written on that idea?

I often think about this. I’ve heard claims that the dominance of mammals wouldn’t have happened (at least in the same way) without the dinosaurs going extinct.

SHIT

I appreciate the sentiment, but there’s noooo way that’s true, right?

Couldn’t figure out how to forward your comment, so I printed out a screen shot of the entire page, cut out your comment, scanned it and emailed the resulting .jpg to my republican uncle, who printed out the email and hung it on his fridge... which was made in AMERICA

Thought I was on Clickhole for a second.

Ethics are overrated.

For some reason, that's fine while apple sauce is a genocide-level crime against humanity.

Pretty much everyone just becomes absolutely crazy when they drive. I wonder if there’s been any studies on that.

I'm with you, man.

Totally with you on the birthday thing. I don't bother telling anyone. As I've gotten older, I've increasingly come to see birthday parties and birthdays in general as arbitrary.

That's fascinating. Any idea why it's so ingrained?