I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

This woman looks badass and I would like to share a drink with her. Happy Birthday, Maysie!

Is that an elephant trunk or is he just happy to see us?

oh this sounds like a GREAT idea.

Leo is so NOT hot right now.

NEVER LEAVE US ASHLEY.

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?

There’s not much to know! You can do it!

Hello from (mostly) Gawker. Jez is the best remaining blog so I guess I live here now. I’m sorry I don’t know anything about RHoNY but I’m sure I can learn!

I love Hunter S. Thompson. I can only imagine what his reaction would be to these times- Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘16.

This is so practical. Of course men were in charge so it didn’t work out that way. Pretty sure they saw the iceberg and were like “THIS IS THE TITANIC WE DON’T NEED TO MOVE IT WILL GET OUT OF OUR WAY.”

this is my first time hearing about this but it’s already my favorite story of all time

I prefer the story about how James Cameron almost let Ed Harris drown when filming The Abyss, so Ed Harris punched him in the face.

The fact that the header progressed over the course of the week is a spectacular attention to detail that should earn one of you a raise.

yo guys the Titanic header is sinking now

I used to listen to my heart will go on-on repeat while staring at a giant poster of Leo's face and sobbing. For hours

Every girl who was in 5-8th grade when titanic came out DESERVES A VOICE ON THIS.