I used to tie a Tamagotchi to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to buy a Tamagotchi cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Bill Clinton on ‘em. “Gimme five Slick Willie’s for a quarter”, you’d say.

My favorite cat hero of all time!

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

Even when a parent loses a child through no fault of their own, I doubt they sleep well at night.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

I would rather see him fucking a plane that fucking a country.

Wow. I think he illustrates perfectly where the motivation for these bills comes from; a hatred for women’s voices and choices and medical well-being that is based in hatred of women themselves.

Mike Pence is Stannis. Rigid religious fanatic with warped ideas about sex and women. Would probably burn his own child alive to shut down Planned Parenthood. Deserves to be brought down by a badass woman bearing a sword called Oathkeeper.

ooo this is fun! Here is my take:

Putin is The Night King

Actually I would say Trump is a pretty good fill-in for Cersei. She wants all the power but is nothing but inept and vengeful. The only difference is he wants to bang his daughter instead of his sibling.

So during the impeachment trial Pence is going to blow up the US Capitol and kill everyone inside it?

Oh please. Jared Kushner is Littlefinger

Capitol Hill is the new Flea Bottom?

I named a Madagascar cockroach at the Bronx Zoo after DJT in my husband’s honor for Valentine’s Day. He got me a bidet attachment for the toilet. We are a match made in heaven.

For somebody who constantly remarks about how women should look, and tears down anybody who’s not a “perfect 10" in his eyes, Trump sure does have some... let’s leave it as frumpy... dudes modeling his clothes.

Alternate ending: Travis, Brian, and Lee exit their photoshoot laughing. Each man takes out his phone, heads to the website of an organization that supports a cause he truly cares about (Planned Parenthood, The National Immigration Law Center, and The Trevor Project, respectively), and donates his check from the job.…

My vagina has left the building.