So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

This is so deliciously good.

#neverforget

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—

Saying goodbye to Tamron:

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

“Ted Cruz is the greatest ringball player of all time. Period.”

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

What was Giuliani saying “he didn’t know why people were protesting” THIS is why. The GOP loves to talk about how the Democrats want to destroy the constitution, THIS is what that looks like.

Better idea would be for everyone not to pay taxes the next 4 years.

HAHAHAHA bless you for sharing that version.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.

I will literally mail that reporter a check for $10.

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.