“If you're explaining, you're losing." - Ronald Reagan

Does the counter reset if company ownership changes? Asking for a friend.

THE poignant moment of this film - and the only moment i try not to forget - is when the non-english speakers desperately try to translate a meaningless sign, belowdecks with minutes to live, using their pocket dictionary.

“Drunk Chef on the Stern of the Sinking Ship” is probably the most accurate description of me that has ever been generated by an online “Which _____ Are You” quiz. I’m going to put that picture up in my office for inspiration.

From the attached article. I wouldn’t mind if Peskind and his friends were named and shamed.

I doubt the restaurant employee will be fired.

She literally gained 4lbs when I was in law school. Oops?

A rare moment of affection around here. (They are both less chunky now. Restrictive diets work!)

lambswool lined boot = cat bed

He’s just a wittle baby.

We took this little blimp as a favor for a family friend. We were told he was 4 months old and in good health. He weighed 35 pounds when he stepped out his crate. Needless to say he is a work in progress. This is good news.

My personal revenge fantasy involves them stalling, the democrats getting the white house and either Hillary or Bern nominating Obama for the position.

The only robot Russell wants to bone is Marco Rubio.

I don’t know. I see a couple torn outfits and the first thing that comes to mind is:

they look like they had fight with a large cat