It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

I hope a lawyer can confirm but perhaps they just wanted to drag him into court/get a retraction and never cared about the money. Which, if true, is fucking awesome.

The only Trump to feel any sympathy toward is Barron. He needs to be raised as far away from his father and siblings as humanly possible.

OMG RIGHT?? It’s like I can’t wait for him to just finish blowing the planet up awready, finish the ruination— just so I can get a little distance on what’s happening right now. We’re in the Prelude chapter to whatever documentary Ken Burns is going to make about the Trumpocalypse.

Good.

I am really enjoying all the weeping this human skidmark is doing.

Oh my god, I’d have to write an entire novel to describe the experience of growing up curly haired with a straight-haired tomboy mother who grew up on a farm. Cole’s Notes: Her hair care methods were so brutal that everyone - mom included - was puzzled how my tightly curled infant hair somehow became straight and…

Aggggghhh my mother RUINED my curly hair by brushing it/making me brush it regularly as a child. Like, I didn’t know I had curly hair until probably 8th grade because I always automatically brushed it out after I washed it. And then she would legit yell at me when I tried to wear it curly because it “looked like I…

I feel embarrassed to buy them now! Like I need to loudly proclaim that, "Actually, I need these for pickles! And jam! And other purposes for which they are intended! I am not a hipster" as I am purchasing them. Oddly, this does not make me feel less embarrassed.

If this guy thinks it’s such an insult for his wife to share this kind of award with a transgender person, I wonder why he didn’t return the award when they gave it to Laverne Cox a couple of years ago...

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

About 10 years ago I went out with a big group of my co-workers (all teachers and teacher aides) to a restaurant that gave a 15% discount to school employees. After the bill came we passed it around collecting cash and then I counted the money to make sure there was enough to cover the bill plus a decent tip (I always…

My family’s rules for tipping (some taught by parents, some developed through years of being on both sides of the tables):

Never go to a restaurant if you can’t tip at least 30%. The service may not earn that, but you have to be prepared.

Never tip less than 10%. If you believe, with all your heart, that the server was…

It has never ever occurred to me to not tip on my kids’ meals! What what? They’re the ones who are a pain in the ass! When we have them with us, we tip MORE!

A TV series about their adventures would be better than at least 99% of everything on currently.

“...tirade about how the coffee was SHIT and full of WATER and he needs a strong drink for his son to be a strong man...”

I really hope that couple from the coffee story are still together and fighting crime with funky disco beats, choreographed truck moves, and the unwavering ability to tell someone to shut the fuck up.

Holly’s entire rendition of that crazy story was hilarious but this

My uncle as he has aged has gone from looking like Jerry Garcia with good hygiene to pretty much owning the Santa look as his hair went from gray to white.

Santa/Trucker: “YOU GET PRESENTS! HO HO HO!”