As a Mercy main, nothing at all attracts Reapers and Tracers like the sight of those wings. They will chase you across all of creation and eternity for that kill.

In the words of Victor Nefarious, “Kill the one in the dress!”

Yup. Same w torbjorn. I know im in big trouble if My first turret goes down within the first minute. Because after that i know im gonna be fighting at least two people to build my next one.

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Every NPC you encounter:

I think if I spent thousands of hours making a game, I’d code it so every NPC the illegal downloader passed flipped change at my character (even bosses), while they muttered things like “poor guy”, “here, buy yourself something to eat”, “sorry you are so hard up, don’t worry, things will probably pick up for you in…

My thoughts exactly. I don’t own a Wii U so I can’t make levels anyway, but I know from building levels in Battleblock Theater that it can take hours and hours to build and test a good one. If I had a Wii U, news like this would keep me from even purchasing Mario Maker to know that all your time and effort can be…

We can just ask to be ungrayed? I, too, have suffered in the silence of gray purgatory for several years.

You’re 100% wrong. A reduction in piracy will absolutely cause an increase in sales. However, that increase will only be a tiny portion of the copies that would have previously been pirated. Personally, I mostly pirate games that I want to try, but would probably not buy, or games that I have already bought and played…

I’m having real trouble playing this game, because on ultra I just keep stopping and panning the camera around and muttering “holy shit” like a madman.

Well now you’re just asking for it.

These guys rate a 11 out of 10 on the douche scale: http://www.eteeski.com/

The game had a budget of $20,000 or so. He said that basically the lawyer fees etc, and how much he’d get back, wouldn’t be worth the effort.

I added a link! My bad.

I wondered how far I would have to read down before I read something like this. Look back at your past self and see how you would have reacted at 9 years old. Let me guess, you would have just shrugged it off and said “I love life, not gifts” and moved on with your day. Please.

I don’t think the trauma here comes from delayed gratification, but a sense of betrayal, related to Santa Claus and the madness of total strangers. One more reason not to lie to your kids.

Spoken like a self-righteous, waking cunt-clot who is not even out of his 20s and thinks he understands how the world works. Just shut up and die. Focus on the die part, please.

given the age, i feel the “tantrum” as you put it is pretty justified.

this isnt “i didnt get the toy i wanted” its “someone tricked the shit out of me then added insult to injury.

and nowhere does it say that such carried on for more than that day

Or teach your kids that no matter how hard you work for your things, there will always be some lazy jerk who will try to steal everything right out from under you. When they grow up, they might vote wiser.

I will happily trade you a block of wood for your PS4, in the interest of preserving the amazing sense of altruism you’ve displayed, here. I’ll even sand it.