Soon Duke Nukem Forever won’t be the worst part of the franchise.

“Then, while forcing people to give birth is an affront to human rights, the repeated usage of gendered terms in this repeated warcry excludes trans and nonbinary pregnant people who need abortion access and care.”

This is what’s so wild to me...it’s all fake money. And not just fake money, but much faker money than even the stock market represents - which itself fake money. Like all those “$100M in NFT’s stolen!” headlines are hilarious. That money never existed, that was just the speculative value of the NFT after a few folks…

Can’t wait for the handful of crypto dorks to roll in here talking about how Kotaku never says anything nice about NFTs and no one understand their potential except for them and it’s all so unfair because how are they ever going to become fake crypto Pokémon pyramid scheme landlords if people know that it’s just a…

If only there was an election in 2016 that could have made Alito a semi-amusing crank in a 6-3 minority... I remember hearing something about that election, where both candidates were the same and the Supreme Court didn’t matter.

Funny how all the women telling me that in 2016 were already post-menopause.

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You may be talking about different things. I think the person that replied to you is talking Shredder’s Revenge while you’re talking about the TMNT Collection

??? What are you talking about? Shredder’s Revenge may be based on the old arcade titles, but it’s not them. It’s an entire brand new game. Did you not watch the video embedded in the article?

people getting angry at women who play up their sex appeal without ever actually getting to the sex part

Found the kool aid drinker.

But imagine getting that same million dollars and not having to have sex with people you don’t want to. That’s Amouranth. And honestly spite is her not ever having to have sex with anyone. 

Gamers: *get mad at content aimed at horny people on “their” platform*

Also gamers: *extremely horny all of the time, and prone to click on things catering to it on whatever platform they find themselves on*

Came here to say this.

1st attempt with this method....I'm ashamed lol

Quake 2 being id’s best single player game is a corona of the sun level hot take. Doom plays a hell of a lot better today.

When I first saw the “If only I had a giant... but hole...” message in front of the little obelisk, I laughed for a solid minute.

disagree. some of these made me chuckle, and it was a welcome break from the increasingly bad news out of the Ukraine. sometimes it’s ok to laugh at something silly.

these are great. i don’t even care if they’re often repetitive, the childish humor in the messages in these games never ceases to make me smile.

Best one so far, in front of a turtle. “Could this be a god?”