ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Bear Privilege is a Liberal Hoax

6/28/19

SOMEBODY CALL NEW ZEALAND

6/26/19

Fortnite revenues have dropped since last year

6/25/19

The same can be said about our approach to level design, which is crafted in a non-linear way with heavy influences from games like Metroid, Castlevania, and the Souls series. The game will feature several planets that the player can elect to travel to via starship. On these worlds unique abilities and upgrades…

6/23/19

Rudolph with your nose so bright

6/21/19

What makes Amid Evil work is how it manages to marry the edgy flair of its forefathers with intelligent, almost Zelda-esque level design.There are plenty of explosive firefights, but also plenty of secret pathways and keys to find. Each level is a maze lit up in glowing neon, packed with strange orbs and raging…

6/21/19

As someone else with medium sized boobs, I can confirm this is the correct take.

6/19/19

I wonder if they refer to sexual harassment in the workplace as “surprise sex mechanics.”

6/18/19

Everyone mentions the breakable weapons, but the one thing I really hope they change is climbing in the rain. Definitely the most annoying part of the game for me.

6/18/19

I was gonna make a Street Sharks reference, but I figured I was the only weirdo who watched it :3

6/18/19

This seems like an updated version of Jaws Unleashed...

6/16/19

At some point in the past several years, aliens abducted the real Elon and replaced him with a shitty meme clone in order to destroy our chances of getting to Mars, discovering the Prothean data cache, and locating the mass relay in our solar system.

6/13/19

Three way tie between Pine, Evans, and Hemsworth. Pratt gets demoted from Chris to Mortimer until he renounces his shitty church.

6/13/19

6/10/19

I have the perfect music to go with that art style:

6/9/19

there’s also a Battle Royale mode coming to the game

6/8/19

I look forward to being mildly entertained by this Star-Wars-themed generic action adventure game when it goes on sale several months after release.

6/8/19

Even the world visuals don’t seem very interesting to me, because it has a very corridor-y feel to it. Could be the particular section of the game, though.

6/7/19

Political lizbian

6/7/19

Drr…Drr…Drr