It would be nice to check out, but I don’t really think I should have to pay another $40 dollars to fix the broken, cynical, mess that I already paid for at launch.

Oh if I could figure out a way to monetize useless Doom knowledge I’d be... lower middle class at best, probably :3

I think the culprit here is the GZDoom source port, which is separate from this project and (probably) the most popular source port for running Doom on modern machines. It has added so many features over the years that were just not a part of the original game (such as OpenGL support).

Welp, I guess I know who’s winning the Mordeth Award at this year’s Cacowards.

Silly that he made such a big stink over this.

I think I remember some hullabaloo about Milk, but even that’s probably an exception because of how much of an icon he was (and the fact that it was Sean Penn probably didn’t help).

Every other movie about gay conversion therapy is superfluous since But I’m a Cheerleader has already perfected it.

Trans kids are doubleplus ungood

I mean, I get that coding is complex, and this is something that could have been easily overlooked back before high framerate gaming was really a mainstream thing but like... is the Creation Engine/Havok Physics coded in a way such that it’s nearly impossible to fix without a massive rebuild of the code? Because a…

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I dunno, I think you should be honored that some white dude felt inspired to turn your existence into run-of-the-mill inspiration porn for navel-gazing snobs because he read a newspaper article.

Holy shit, I sincerely though “most of these people have excellent reasons for not voting” was like acrimonious, tongue-in-cheek sarcasm until I read your comment (and the reply).

Tough luck Corn Hitler

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