“The all-male jury and judge awarded him 18 quadrillion dollars in damages”

Players love booping. They really do.

“We have to go back, Marty.”

Unless there’s a “take off your pants” step of this drill, I’m not even sure why this was even an issue in the first place. Like, just because it’s a locker room doesn’t mean anyone’s getting naked in there.

Giga Bowser has giga horns, Giga Bowsette has giga tits.

I think so? Honestly I’m not sure, and now I’m afraid to check >_>

It may not have stopped the nomination of a monumentally unqualified SCJOTUS, but I think it’s far too early to say that it was for nothing. I think the contrast between her resolute composure and the whiny, exasperated flailing of Blackout Brett is something that’s going to stick in the minds of people for a long…

It looks like Murkowski, Collins, Flake, and Manchin got together in a room and drew straws to see who got to vote “no”.

This is why I went to the registry and manually turned off automatic updates.

Correct:

Well I think we’ve reached the point where unironically using the term “SJW” reveals you as an intellectually lazy idiot to mostly anyone who doesn’t already agree with you. Which is probably the reason for this apparent new shift in terminology: its social capital has probably run out at this point, at least for the…

Ah yes, the obsession over “logic” and “reason” by people who think that bleating back the fallacious strawman arguments of some Youtube brain genius is what qualifies as critical thinking.

While men being exposed is a bad thing, men exposing themselves is a-okay, as Deborah Ramirez knows.

His facial hair looks like the aftermath of teenage me trying to shave my legs for the first time.

the “sex robot brothel” is being attacked by Elijah Rising, a Christian nonprofit seeking to end sex trafficking, in part “through prayer.”

I’d like to play Devil’s Triangle with Alito and Breyer. They seem like they’d be really good at “““““drinking games”””””.

Honestly, SNL should be ashamed for besmirching the good name of Donkey Dong Doug.

Aka, the reason Nintendo will never make Bowsette canon.