His alma mater has a literal award named after him: The Michael J. Avenatti Award for Excellence in Pre-Trial and Trial Advocacy.

How long before we start seeing static overlays to game the system?

I think it wasn’t chasing a trend so much as it was just unlucky coincidence that a bunch of different studios took the next logical step after Smite to fuse MOBA-style heroes with the FPS genre, all at the same time.

And I have to say, this idea that you should be able to keep your penis, and yet be fully accepted by all women as a woman is the single most entitled exampled of male entitlement I’ve ever heard.

This Obama-era policy was a patch job in a grossly inhumane carceral industry desperately in need of reform, for ridiculously vulnerable population of people (yes believe it or not, people with dicks can be “vulnerable” too - even moreso than those of us born with vaginas. Funny how that works). In reality, the…

Maybe they should keep focusing on their huge backlog of rape kits before dedicating resources and manpower to this weird ass minority report bullshit.

Something something Clinton Foundation.

The Mitt Romney Medal For Conspicuous Woodenness.

Ah fascism, you wily scamp you!

Can’t wait to go to my parents’ house this weekend for Mother’s Day and see how they’re selling the war on Fox News.

BRING ME THANOS!!!!

We can’t.

Obligatory “I’ve already been boycotting Kanye’s entire career” joke.

I think they’ve finally admitted to themselves that legally, they’re absolutely screwed, and now they’re trying to appeal directly to their base in order to scare the rest of the GOP into complicity.

I’m guessing one of the OG Avengers is going to sacrifice himself to bring everyone back, putting on the Infinity Gauntlet and performing a Reverse Snap. Probably Cap or Tony. Hopefully not Thor, because I really want a Ragnarok sequel directed by Taika Waititi.

Way to prove the point of said program, dumbasses.

Maybe She’s Born With It