Watching them jump around with those skimpy, low-support bikini tops makes my boobs ache in sympathy.

Needs more red wine and sweatpants #girlsnightin

That said, is the Switch just going to be an Nintendo/Indie/Old ports machine?

Well it’s like Wolfenstein 3D and Doom 1993. Wolf3D was technically the first, but Doom was the one that turned it into a runaway success and a true phenomenon.

Quite something ahead

It definitely fell short of the E3 trailers:

So how do you, uh... “win” the game? Is it like PUBG’s ‘last man standing’ victory condition, or is it something else?

I said “confessionals” not “confession.” As in, this jackass getting up on stage and ‘SPEAKING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS SINS’ and promising to SIN NO MORE (until the next time, of course). The fundies eat this shit up; it’s why they all stood and applauded for him. And how “born again” Christianity came to even be a thing.

Organized religion in general, but especially Christianity, with its stupid fucking masturbatory confessionals and unlimited mulligans so long as you pretend to be super duper sorry about it and OMG YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE HE SAID HE’S SORRY AND IF YOU DON’T FORGIVE HIM THAT MAKES YOU THE BAD GUY.

She’s so giraffe-like I’m surprised one of her brothers hasn’t tried to hunt her.

I’m worried about the fickle center-left idiot liberals who are easily swayed by the “both sides are the same” apathy. If they aren’t “excited” enough, they won’t show up to the polls.

It’s too bad that there’s only one “chatroom” for each Twitch channel. If they had multiple rooms per channel, then you could have one tab for subscribers to communicate like normal human beings, and another to quarantine those spicy meme shitposters.

Being able to feel like you’re a part of something while you’re sitting alone in your room.

People needed to be pragmatic, instead they wanted to be right so they can bring it up in the 2020 primaries.

Hillary would have made a great president too. It doesn’t mean shit if you can’t get elected.

Of course it’s ridiculous in context. But in politics, trying to fight slander with context is like a toddler trying to fight Muhammad Ali.

I just hope that Gillibrand doesn’t run in 2020, because even putting aside the Clinton and tobacco industry ties, it’s pretty clear that this is going to be a constant albatross around her neck.

The problem is that most women in Minnesota agree with her.

Just because you’re beloved in the private sector does not mean that will translate into public approval ratings. You can get away with things as a private citizen that will quickly come to light under the scrutiny of our political process and develop into a category 5 shitstorm when you throw your hat into the ring.