“Jeremy Jordan alleges intestinal harassment against Chipotle”

I was already committed to not buying it because the gameplay felt as bland as the first one. But this microtransaction nonsense makes me wish there was a way for me to less not buy it.

I really have no idea why so many A-listers continue to work with Allen. I c

Remember when we hated 2016 for killing all the famous people we loved? Good times, man.

Well, at least they’re responsible and have him putting on protection.

I probably would have cured cancer by now if it wasn’t for Barrens chat.

I guess for them it’s almost a “dog who caught the car” kind of thing, because we’re all so used to the constant denial that comes out whenever a famous person gets caught. I mean, even when there’s video evidence it’s pretty rare to see someone just come clean and flat out admit it’s true.

I wouldn’t give them too much credit. The GOP establishment never wanted Roy Moore - they wanted Luther Strange because Moore is an embarrassment to conservatism. He’s a walking, talking amalgamation of all the worst (and accurate) stereotypes of Republicans. Or more precisely, he’s a worse version of Trump, who is a…

If nothing else, this will put a pretty big nail in the coffin of “lighten up, it’s just a joke”. Not the final nail, of course, but something that will force anyone with even a modicum of a clue to give pause.

I’m still wondering how he convinced Chloe Grace Moretz to star in it.

So... yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I mean if you’re going to link anything, you should be linking to this:

It’s like if grad school were a person.

What if one allows themself to remain disturbed by the unavoidable anti-feminist compromises of binary gender transitioning under patriarchy?

“pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

Yes, I’ve played Halo (last one I played religiously was 2). And yes, they had timers for weapon respawns. But the timers were significantly shorter, and there were also like 10 different varieties of weapons and powerups (I think there are like 2 spawns in D2). That’s not including the vehicle spawns in some maps.…

Yeah I saw that. So classy and so relentlessly brutal at the same time.

It’s funny. Before I picked up a Switch a few months ago, I was desperately hoping for more “real” games to be made for/ported to smartphones. And now that I have one, every time I see a new game I’m like “...yeah but why isn’t this on the Switch?”

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.