Grew up near water, can confirm that swans are massive assholes. Grew up obnoxiously smirking at The Ugly Duckling for the hilarious unintentional irony of mean girl swans.

Absolutely. Playing fair with the GOP is bringing a knife to a gun fight. They are dirty, shameless, ratfucking assholes.

Well America is the first country, Europe is second, and the rest are third.

Wait... is this game on Steam and GoG?

There are games like this or Gears of War 4 that I would buy in a heartbeat if I didn’t have to go throw the Windows Store in order to do so.

Keep in mind that most of the bills they’ve put forward have been only 2-3 votes

Just another installment in the continuing Centrist Pansy trend, where people try to play the golden mean fallacy and reject the “extremism” on either side of an issue and look for the noncommittal middle ground. In this case, taking a man whose position is incredibly, colossally wrong, and trying to find commonality…

Honestly, I think the problem goes beyond Nintendo... whenever this kind of issue comes up here for any company, there’s inevitably a lot of corporate stoogery in the comment section.

The War of Our Aggression.

To be fair, “microtransactions” doesn’t necessarily have to mean “lootboxes”. Like, I think most people are fine with paid cosmetic items to fund games. What they (including me) don’t like is being forced into gambling, rather than being able to directly buy the items they want to.

...I’ll be in my bunk

It boggles my mind too, and I was almost wondering if it’s just the same group of people making a super, super risky gamble that the prices will continue to rise, and hoping that they’ll be able to get a hefty ROI.

Republican response to her heartfelt pleas:

Maybe the symbolic final nail in the coffin for the brand? Playboy was always primarily about the smut, but with the added veneer of fantasy for the kind of life Hef lived. I guess once cheap, free internet porn became wildly available, the illusion of that fantasy kinda shattered for a lot of straight men, and became…

They’re decent for lighting candles and some incense too. But anything wider than a cigarette and it starts becoming a pain in the ass, as the cross section where the plasma burns is extremely small.

They’re decent for lighting candles and some incense too. But anything wider than a cigarette and it starts becoming…

Well, here’s to hoping they put as much work into the SP as they did with the first one, and this isn’t just “cash cow microtransaction MP game with obligatory half-hearted SP campaign tacked on”.

Erections everywhere semi-chubbing at half mast today.

The other day I was driving a 3-person motorcycle, got snagged on a picnic table, and exploded. Does that count?