I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the reason why n a game like Overwatch is because of how team dependent it is... it’s not like Counterstrike*, where you can carry a bad team to victory. Or pull off a troll victory by running around spraying people with a MAC-10 like an asshole.
Oh god, she was the one responsible for that disaster of a hit piece?
First Zarya’s best skins are in HOTS, and now D.Va.
Why would someone put a sweet potato on top of - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
You know what I’m weirdly nostalgic for? Ultra-compressed, shitty videos in old computer games. I have no idea why, but there was just something about encountering a super grainy video on like, an in-game TV screen or movie projector or whatever else.
Besides the obvious, low-hanging fruit of physical appearance: because Igloo never did The Pivot. She started out as a shitty white rapper and has faded into irrelevance as a shitty white rapper. Miley started out the wholesome little Disney girl, went through her “phase”, had her come-to-white-Jesus moment, and now…
I’d imagine the individual developers who worked on this game have the same urge as the rest of humanity: to punch Randy Pitchford in the dick.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNETS!!!!
Air conditioners that go below 72°F are one of the Patriarchy’s most insidious tools.
MORE WINDOW BOOKS, PEASANTS!
Maybe they threw Rob Schneider overboard.
Then out of nowhere, a Genji main dashes into the oven and spams “I need healing.”
From what I surmise is her true ‘role’ in Trump’s inner circle, probably more accurate to call it “the one inch stare”.
Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?