you go think about what you said.

I’m sure that was his mom’s doing.

I think they are saying there might not have been a robbery at all. Seems the footage shows that they were being drunk bros and got in a fight with some security people at the gas station.

They. Use. Comic. Sans.

I’m actually kind of impressed that Lochte had the foresight to skip town before everything went south.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

As bufuddling as this is I have to remember that Lochte, while not the brightest bulb while sober, was drunk with his pals that night. Not an optimal condition for remembering details, especially for our dog paddling human Labradoodle. Watching the video the guys aren’t laughing, but Lochte slaps one guy with his…

Eh, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of murders in Rio aren't included in that stat.

I’m only defending him and the other US swimmers because it seems ridiculous that Brazil should try to retain them in their country when they seemingly did nothing wrong and if anything, appear to be victims of a crime.

I feel bad for this guy. I expect his passport will be seized and if he tries to leave, they will seize him at the airport and detain him. If they can’t easily find him they will paint him as a fugitive.

Let’s revoke their passports too. Obviously they are lying. Rio is a safe and beautiful city.

I really, really tried to like the show. I honestly did. But the roundtable format just didn’t work — each commentator only had seconds to barely graze the surface on profound issues that really needed time to bloom in conversation. To make it worse, most of the time the guests squandered those seconds with stupid…

Wait. Wait. Wait. Can you explain it again? Slower? With pictures? I am really glad you’re here.

I hope this has been mentioned around here before, and I don’t expect anyone cares, but historically “man” was a gender-neutral term (back in the middle ages the prefixes wer- and wif- specified “male man” or “female man”). This has a legacy in our modern language in the same sort of way that words that came to us…

Because it plays on a colloquialism?

I hope at the end of the game you reach the center of the galaxy, and it’s just a woman at a desk, tallying up how much rent you owe for the hours you’ve spent inhabiting her sky.

FOOL, NO MAN CAN OWN THE SKY.


I am no man.

Because the sky belongs to a woman, obviously. It’s No Man’s Sky. Women are still eligible for sky ownership.