Unofficial cheering thread for Team Sex right here. Post your sexiest gifs and chants. Sexy, sexy chants.

tfw you don’t get picked for a team but don’t want people to know that you’re deeply hurt and offended and you gotta play it cool

I always too much of a nerd to do much high school. I think my Senior Skip Day was spent looking at Porsches. Haha.

And then exiting. And then entering again. And then exiting. Ad infinitum. For about 2'20.4s.

(“You’re there to compete, you’re not there to party,” he said, adding that members of the U.S. team can’t enter rooms belonging to the opposite sex)

Two words - Swimmer’s Body. Holy shit they’re amazing.

You’re there to compete, you’re not there to party.

If you’re an athlete, you hope that all of your events are near the beginning. After that, the fuckfest tour begins.

I think he’s one of the pieces. The uncomfortable tightness of the jorts symbolizes how consumerism is squeezing away our lives.

You and my wife should talk. She has no issue airing out every piece of dirty laundry to the general public. If I’m not mistaken, her preferred time to do so is during dinner...at a quiet restaurant so everyone can hear.

Let’s not forget the selfie taking douchcanoe who thought the trash she draw added to the national parks’ ambiance.

But what if you make it better?

Can those jorts on that dude in the top image possibly get any tighter? I bet the front looks like he’s smuggling grapes.

I have a TINY bit of sympathy for crossword lady.

A regular at the pub I work at killed his mother, who was suffering from alzheimer’s, and himself, a few weeks ago. He was taking care of her, and also found out he had an inoperable brain tumor. We live in Canada, where medical issues and guns don’t usually combine in such a horrible, volatile, heartbreaking way. I…

Female family annihilators are rare but not unheard of. I think that’s why they’re so reluctant to say who the shooter was just yet.

The local media here is alluding that the wife is the killer. If it was the husband, we’d know by now.

You can make good choices and then have a crises happen that changes you and/or your partner. I think better healthcare could have helped them, but who knows.

Except for men’s’ swimming. Yes, it is exciting to see who wins, but I would say 95% of the appeal is watching those boys come out of the water and adjust their suits.

All this shit happened last time I parked here...