Wrong. My family was very, very different from this. My grandparents were always involved in raising us, as were my aunts and uncles. Raising kids was something the whole family participated in.

I’m black and my family was the same way. And when grandpa got sick and grandma went back to work at the restaurant, grandpa took care of us.

Parenting used to be a family activity. In my house, it was my uncles, aunts, grandmother and grandfather’s responsibility to raise me as much as it was my mom and dad. I’m glad your parents were able to afford childcare, but for those of us who live on the other side of town we still have to personally take the…

Matt Hardigree (Gawker Media)

PLEASE tell me you are staying.

What kind of readership does this site have that “your worst Valet stories” is a legitimate question? Are Jalopnik readers all rich dudes? Should I be commenting more here than on Jezebel?

I think mostly it was because he could and being naked is excellent. Also he was hoping paps would get that shot so we would all talk about it.

Parker was not the only person murdered that day. Her co-worker, Adam Ward, was also murdered. No one argued over whether or not the Daily Mail’sphotograph of his lifeless body was exploitative. But he was not young and pretty and female; he was not right for the debate.

I have several friends who buy celeb products. I fucking hate that they do because most of the shit is bullshit.

Related: Orlando Bloom’s d: yay or nay? I can’t find any uncensored pics.

Seemingly.

Except COINTELPRO was covert surveillance of private phone calls. This is surveillance of happenings in a public space. Big difference.

Texas being stupid, stupid Texas.

I had to do a double take to be sure an angry panhandle redneck hadn’t taken over mid-post.

For real. Finance in New York is EXACTLY like this. Also I am told law firms in DC (especially ones that work with lobbyist orgs) are “100 hours or you are not trying” as well.

Here is how you do it: at 13 hours a day you start planning to murder everyone, at 14 hours a day you start getting sort of zombie-like in your emotions toward others, and by 15 hours a day you feel nothing on an emotional or spiritual level. Then, when you hit 16 hours a day, you stop missing sleep because you cannot…

but it definitely explains that weird John Cena character in Trainwreck.

They edited him out! So apparently the studio commissioned a ton of re-shoots after the first trailers and they basically took the disturbing Jared Leto parts out and tried to put in more of the crappy pop-culture song-and-fight scenes.

I’ve noticed that too! Why are so many dramas that are ostensibly not about rape having almost as much sexual assault as SVU? Like SVU is specifically about really heinous crimes and sex assault and rape and it wouldn’t surprise me if the CW started putting a rape-a-season in their line up since literally everyone…

Game of Thrones can’t learn lessons. It will kill whomever should learn them first.