Parenting used to be a family activity. In my house, it was my uncles, aunts, grandmother and grandfather’s responsibility to raise me as much as it was my mom and dad. I’m glad your parents were able to afford childcare, but for those of us who live on the other side of town we still have to personally take the…

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PLEASE tell me you are staying.

What kind of readership does this site have that “your worst Valet stories” is a legitimate question? Are Jalopnik readers all rich dudes? Should I be commenting more here than on Jezebel?

I think mostly it was because he could and being naked is excellent. Also he was hoping paps would get that shot so we would all talk about it.

Parker was not the only person murdered that day. Her co-worker, Adam Ward, was also murdered. No one argued over whether or not the Daily Mail’sphotograph of his lifeless body was exploitative. But he was not young and pretty and female; he was not right for the debate.

I have several friends who buy celeb products. I fucking hate that they do because most of the shit is bullshit.

Related: Orlando Bloom’s d: yay or nay? I can’t find any uncensored pics.

Seemingly.

Texas being stupid, stupid Texas.

I had to do a double take to be sure an angry panhandle redneck hadn’t taken over mid-post.

but it definitely explains that weird John Cena character in Trainwreck.

I’ve noticed that too! Why are so many dramas that are ostensibly not about rape having almost as much sexual assault as SVU? Like SVU is specifically about really heinous crimes and sex assault and rape and it wouldn’t surprise me if the CW started putting a rape-a-season in their line up since literally everyone…

Game of Thrones can’t learn lessons. It will kill whomever should learn them first.

PHYSICAL KEYBOARDS. OMG. I never realized how much I missed those until just now.

Agreed. Everything I have ever read says he is a total chore to work with on all his projects.

Clinton is the Ted Cruz to the conservative movement. This is what you are unable to see and repeatedly fail to comprehend. It’s like arguing with some ADHD white boy from 4chan.

I am also a black woman. I think white women just don’t have the ability that we do to see other viewpoints. They are safe in their whiteness and don’t have to learn to see other people for those people.

Bye, bitch. Forget your whiny entitled bullshit and your inability to see other viewpoints. You wouldn’t vote for Ted Cruz, and that should say enough for you. That you can’t see it shows how myopic and shitty your own self-awareness is.

To be fair to them, they think they would be more deserving if they had better grades, so...