OMG IS THIS YOUR SISTER

So I don’t use mayonaise in my deviled eggs: I use greek yogurt. Is that ok?

This is an EXCELLENT idea. Nothing will go “wrong” per se. PS you should have filmed it.

HI JIA PLEASE COME BACK

RAMI MALEK IS JUST A PRETENDER TO THE OSCAR ISAAC THRONE. HE IS NOTHING.

Celebrities in bikinis WITH old white men.

SAME. At first I was enthralled, I was excited. But then she got the nom and I just sort of... wasn’t. It kind of bugs me that I was not more exited.

Why do I hate finding out both of you are shorter than me so much?

It sounds like they had an ok time tho.

Ok can you not? I’m sick of this stupid idea that Bernie supporters are all white guys. Yes, there are white guy Bernie supporters, but I am a black woman and white guys aren’t even the majority of Bernie supporters I know. Some of our most prominent supporters are women at the convention even!

Your dedication to this gif only highlights your dedication to excellence.

I’ve been buying it all.

I know I know. Americans: can’t stop making mistakes lately!

I took another page from old white people and started buying gold. As a side effect, it weighs my mattress down and it doesn’t shift around on the box spring anymore.

“About” to? I’ve been buying survival rations since Trump starting winning primaries. And say what you want about preppers (re: white people with backpacks full of crap): they forsaw the end. That the end looks like an Cheeto with stubby fingers wasn’t how they probably pictured it, but they called it all the same.

Just saying what, exactly?

I’ve read that conservationists generally prefer to euthanize animals that attack humans because if they get back to other animals they can help socialize them to attack humans again. So killing the one who attacked and got away with it prevents future attacks.

I think, as a fellow Bernie Bro, we prefer the term “corporatist-shill-fuck-fest.”

What about the old grandman lady who clearly brought him there? Being 18 and stupid isn’t abnormal, but the 60 year old woman is freaking me out.

Yah. I did so much stupid shit when I was 18 (I voted for Bush! and I’m black! that made no sense).